Sporting Superstar turned Web Geek

home home at last family guy followed by little britain winner

Jan 30th

having dinner wiv @coplandmj @bonytoad etc currie’s r good

Jan 30th

drinkin wiv @coplandmj @ciaranj @bonytoad etc having fun

Jan 30th

Now we’ve got singing along to the bad music can this get any worse!

Jan 30th

Wondering what is wrong with @altogetherdevs their taste in music sucks balls!

Jan 30th

looking forward to drinks tonight with @coplandmj & @evilgreenmonkey for their joint birthday!

Jan 30th

Haha the Aussie’s got another beating 4-1 in the ODI’s and 2-1 in the Tests. No1 ODI in...

Jan 30th

OH in the office “I love Neil Diamond” really? Isn’t that one of those things you...

Jan 30th

Had the most annoying man sat next to me on the train this morning! constant lip smacking sound! Now...

Jan 30th

Come lets spank the aussie’s again and take their No1 ODI position!!!

Jan 30th

hello hello hello! gud moaning happy friday twitterverse

Jan 30th

Trying to work out what I have in my eye that is making it so painful!

Jan 29th

I’m off to see my uncle on Sat its been a year. Wow time flies. I didn’t forget about...

Jan 29th

How to Survive a Social Media Revolt http://tinyurl.com/b7owag

Jan 28th

Why does the tear here strip or the pull here flap never work? Whats the point in putting it on...

Jan 28th

Headphones on the noise is back!

Jan 28th

Off to play Bingo with the Blue Rinse Brigade! “two fat ladies 88” get in!

Jan 27th

According to my sources the letter @stephenfry is on about was written by a Creative Art director at...

Jan 27th

Brilliant letter http://tinyurl.com/azxndo via @stephemfry

Jan 27th

Twitter world please don’t follow me to try and get me to sign up to your get rich quick...

Jan 26th

Buyers remorse is setting from my purchase at lunch return them asap to solve problem

Jan 26th

The Aussie’s are getting a spanking in the Cricket on Australia day and everything!!!! Ha Ha

Jan 26th

I hate Utd aka the scum! It doesn’t matter who they play I hate them they’re just filthy...

Jan 24th

Just found Ashton @aplusk on the twitter

Jan 23rd

OH Dan “I’m Barbie” Office why? “Because Ken is fuck!ng me!” Office...

Jan 23rd

Is it beer time yet?

Jan 23rd

My coke can had more liquid in it than it’s supposed to. No overflow but very strange as the...

Jan 23rd

Weird Animal Sleeping Habits- Birds sleep...

Jan 23rd

shameless @ciaranj the man has plenty of £££ but still begs for free stuff!

Jan 23rd

Off for dinner in Highgate with the in/out-laws I’m shattered! Man up!

Jan 22nd

I’m starving seeing as TFL meant I missed my free breakfast this morning! Vicotria line I hate...

Jan 22nd

Tennis court made easy http://tinyurl.com/b47eyj

Jan 22nd

Going to the Carsonified meetup on the 11th anyone else http://is.gd/gOaz

Jan 22nd

Use alternative routes like british rail to kings X ooppss kings X is closed! TFL = FAIL

Jan 22nd

Can’t wait to get back on the bike! This mornings commute was fucking terrible!

Jan 22nd

“skill is temporary but class is permanent”

Jan 21st

I think it might have been dehydration

Jan 21st

My head is messed up today and I’m not sure why! Not enjoying this! Dehydration Blood sugar...

Jan 21st

Wondering if I should block my boss who started following me or should I just follow back seeing as...

Jan 21st

I’m making a plan and man it’s going to be a big one so big some might call it life...

Jan 20th

They just have to ruin it when they put all the religious nonsense into their speeches!

Jan 20th

Everyone should say hello to @karinat hello! She is a former colleague and all round fantastic :)

Jan 20th

New business idea anyone up for it http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7839931.stm

Jan 20th

There is a protest at Barclays on Great Portland Street go check it out!

Jan 20th

I wear a suit because gf had her graduation from Kings’ College London and now everyone at...

Jan 20th

OH “I need an iPhone for work”. No you don’t you just want one!

Jan 19th

I’ve just realised how close Highgate Golf Club is to my new flat! Now how to find the cash...

Jan 19th

Big game tonight if we beat the blue and white Sh!t we go back to the top off the Prem!...

Jan 19th

Beers have just been delivered to the office and it’s ridiculously warm in here me thinks...

Jan 16th

<gasp> just been called a loser by @ciaranj of all people for going to see diggnation live...

Jan 16th

Stick that up your a$%£ aussies another win for the mighty Proteas!...

Jan 16th

1st public service http://tinyurl.com/7br9sm

Jan 15th

The world sucks when it kicks you in the nuts!

Jan 15th

Listening to Bush Glycerine brilliant song!

Jan 15th

Wigan you let me down last night! Although you have managed to injure 3 scum players including...

Jan 15th

come on wigan do us a favour!

Jan 14th

Looking forward to better days! aaahhhhhh <start dream sequence>

Jan 14th

Feed up of having to get up and answer @ciaranj ‘s phone you’re in demand!

Jan 14th

I want to go to http://sxsw.com/ but not sure I can justify it! :(

Jan 14th

This mornings commute was a nightmare although got to chat to Jay!

Jan 14th

I need something not sure what but something!

Jan 13th

I’m about to go into a meeting with DP to start our empire!

Jan 13th

Bomb squad is outside our building dealing with a suspect package! STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS ITS...

Jan 13th

Off to give a landlord/letting agent a ridiculous amount of money for the new crib! wish me luck

Jan 12th

Need a money making plan! I’m willing to sell drugs to kids so I might as well take up...

Jan 12th

Hating Letting Agents and the cost of renting flats in London especially on what I earn!

Jan 12th

looking forward to seeing @lancearmstrong new bike! then being depressed I’ll never ride...

Jan 12th

Twitter FAIL again its been a while but you’ve FAILED

Jan 8th

Trying to sort sh!t out but more sh!t keeps turning up!

Jan 8th

KP is a %$£! is a %$£! ha ha ha ha thats what you get for turning your back on SA!

Jan 8th

I can’t shift this damn cold my right nostril has been blocked for 3 days now its really...

Jan 8th

Off home to try and get over this pissing flu thing

Jan 7th

Hammering the Lemsip Cold and Flu!

Jan 7th

I can’t stand this pissing cold I’ve got! Seriously 1 month off 1st day back I get a...

Jan 7th

Wishing it all didn’t suck as much as it does! I can’t wait to have something to look...

Jan 7th

for the Americans out there http://tinyurl.com/737r3y

Jan 6th

Back to work today I’ve managed to get all the emails sorted and even started looking at my...

Jan 5th

happy new years everyone 2008 has been a pleasure i hope 2009 is as good if not better

Jan 2nd